Friday, April 18, 2008

The Demonstration (Written by MR. Harmless)

Somewhere, nestled near the outskirts of the Blue Ridge Mountains there is a school, and on this particular day everything was starting off in a nice, peaceful manner.



All of the students could be found in their classrooms, learning their different topics in a quiet subdued fashion. The geometry students were learning geometry. The english students were learning english. The 3rd graders were learning 3rd graderey type stuff. And the spanish students were learning spanish...

Things like the spanish words for "in" and "out"...

But these spanish students were in for a surprise. They were going to be the recipients of a wonderful and memorable visual demonstration of "in" and "out".


In...



and out...



and out...



and more out...



and shock...



and awe...






I knew there was a reason why I married her!

5 comments:

Paul Fuller said...

You are soooo my hero! I am going to strive to teach my 3 girls how to do this. Of course, if it was Matt doing it, it just wouldn't be nearly as impactful :)

Anonymous said...

Matt,
I recall when you first started dating Charity...she took a piece of pickle off her sandwich and put it in her nose to look like a b.... well you know! She wanted to see if you would say anything or just ignore it. Yuk! She always did like pulling your chain.
She doesn't like to admit it, but she did learn most of her gross humor from her brothers and sometimes it just has to surface.
It should come as no surprise; you wanted her, now she's all yours son-in-law!
Love Mom Lathrop

Mr. Harmless said...

I knew what I was getting into.

I have to say. I am ... am ... so proud of her...

:)

Anonymous said...

Well, I have been waiting and waiting, checking each day to see if my friend Charity has a new post because it has been some time since your last one and THIS is what I find???? Boys of all ages everywhere are now wishing you were their Mom- I am proud of you my friend for being so" open" ......

Lori

Troy & Sherry said...

ok funny thing -
we were at bed bath and beyond yesterday and i showed that thing to troy and he was like DISGUSTING :)
so does it work?
charity also i have started using the crystal rock for deodarant - :) i really do like it - less sweating actually and no more icky smell at the end of the day.
love and miss you friend!